The fascists are trying the same erasure of Tom Selleck as they did of Joe Biden. But there can be no denying: These are attractive and sexy men who drive women of all political parties wild.

These are simply facts. Tom Selleck is the man every woman wants, with his warm voice,  strong jaw, dimples, twinkly eyes and Paul Bunyon physique. He’s your Dad and your baby and your bad boy and your good man all rolled into one.

He is being erased because he is hot. Every article out there is some old/fat shaming piece of shit.

But he’s not fat. He’s not old. He is simply every woman’s fantasy forever. And that’s really what all this authoritarian shit is about.

It’s always about losers with no redeeming qualities just pissed off that women prefer sex that is fun to sex that sucks. Which is to say, we’d rather fuck Tom Selleck’s corpse than Mark Zuckerberg for all of the money in his bank account.

And that’s why we have fascism now. The worst thing about it is that sex only sucks with self loathing pieces of shit. The more they self loath, the more they suck at sex, the more they resent sex, the more they hate women.

Tom Selleck is a Republican last I checked (but not MAGA), Joe Biden is a Democrat. I don’t even know the name of Zelensky’s party in Ukraine or how he feels about things like abortion. I don’t care. These are real men you instinctively trust, who defend democracy in their spheres, and to gaze upon them is to have no doubt they can throw down in bed.

You can make AI pictures of tech lords with rippling muscles on a horse and write AI articles about how Tom Selleck is fat. I’m not gonna see them. Because I’m too busy searching through scenes of Magnum PI, hoping to catch a glimpse of Tom Selleck’s weiner beneath his thin, short shorts.

His real weiner. Not his artificial weiner.

That’s all.