I live in a town full of trucks. It’s the kind of place where you need a truck, and if you don’t have a truck, you are a little bit fucked. It’s a whole county full of Ron Swansons. Everything is DIY. A truck is standard.

So why is it I’ve just called two “we move your stuff” places in a row that do not have their own truck?!

I ..what? BYO truck? You’re just.. quite simply in the wrong business.

And why isn’t EVERYONE in this town in the “we move your stuff” business? All the rest of you have trucks…but you don’t want to lift things? Is that it? Men with trucks don’t lift things, men who lift things don’t have trucks, and we’re all just as broke as can be, when we could be moving AND shaking with all of our stuff in tow? This is madness!

That is all. Hope you are well. I’m packing all day and looking for transportation.