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Finally. The artsy-fartsy merchandise you crave. See the whole line.

The “Artsy Fartsy” Travel Mug. Enjoy your favorite beverage on the go with a premium-quality travel mug. It’s made with stainless steel and keeps hot drinks hot for up to 6 h, and cold drinks cold for up to 8 h. It fits into most car cup holders and has a spill-proof plastic lid. $38

The “Artsy Fartsy” Bikini. $38

the perfect mix-and-match item for summer. It’s flattering on different body types thanks to its high waistline and double-layered material. You can also add a custom inside label to tell everyone you’re the designer of this must-have bikini bottom!

The Artsy Fartsy Long Sleeved Tee $65

The Artsy Fartsy Tee Shirt. $40

Celebrating “Process: A Digital Cabaret”

Every purchase of “Process” merch comes with a ticket to “Process” as a free gift!

New arrivals

Mark Zuckerberg and The Tech Lord Goons are evil, horrifying pieces of shit who just, quite simply, must be stopped. Empower people to smash their phones with this fetching and stylish cap!

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