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happy holidays!

SmutMag is the publishing house for Samantha Church and her after-dark persona Goddess Marla Maven. This publication plans its publication around holidays. That’s just how we roll. You can subscribe for a year of holiday themed zines from Samantha Church, with poetry, songs, and even zines that turn into theatre in your hands! Our holiday themed zines from samantha.church put the ART in SmutMag.Art.

For more campy, Erotic, BDSM Holiday fare that never belittles the sexual play, Our Holiday Zine After Dark Subscription will give you something intriguing and provocative to enjoy and de-stress with when the holidays get too much. For mature adults.

Your subscription includes the back catalog New Years Zine, Valentine’s Day Zine, Spring Equinox Zine, Mother’s Day Zine, Father’s Day Zine, Independence Day Zine, Summer Solstice Zine, Labor Day Zine, Fall Equinox Zine, Thanksgiving Zine, Winter Solstice Zine and Christmas Zine.

holiday zines

$100 per year.

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holiday zines after dark

$100 per year.




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This one here, is one of your better subscriptions–I think they call it the “Give me Everything you’ve got” subscription.

It basically gets you everything they’ve got at SmutMag.

Holiday Cabaret and holiday zines

$200 per year.

Four holiday shows a year of rotating holidays, which you can attend in person, or here at SmutMag in a room JUST for MEMBERS! This year, the holidays celebrated will be Spring Equinox, Summer Solstice, Fall Equinox, Winter Solstice. Though I’m all in tune with nature and all that, don’t take this as some kind of agenda–I chose them because they’re an overview of a whole season, so they seem good for a start. Jeez, you’re always analyzing everything to death.

She is a brilliant, blunt, accomplished
storyteller, musician (accompanying herself with the virtuoso-level playing of a surprising, glittering banjo) and a powerful,
range-defying, blues- belting singer who
can literally either blast through the roof or
softly seduce you with her vocals.

Beti Webb Trauth, Eureka Times-Standard

give me everything you’ve got

$300

You want it, you got it: The Holiday Zines, the Holiday Zines After Dark (hey–those are collector’s items), the shows, and anything else that I add in the future–you want the best of all subscriptions, and the one that best enables me to keep coming up with funky ass shit, like, every single day.

“Definitely better than the fucking internet.”

You, most likely. subscribe and let’s see!