I know I’ve got a lot on my plate, so it’s probably not the best time to start a religious cult. But Gavin Newsom is partnering with Big Tech (joined at the hip, they are) to train kids to work in the tech industry and devote themselves entirely to destroying the future, and giving up their autonomy for the future HE wants to design.

Whether you like AI or not, this is un-American, anti-democratic, and takes away the rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. It takes away their ability to determine for themselves what their lives will be and who they will work for.

This is completely unacceptable and cannot happen. I would like the kids to be able to object on religious grounds, because it is, at its core, offensive to the soul.

I have a philosophical framework I operate by. I’m happy to turn them into rules you can point to and say, “Oh, it says right here in the 12th determination: “…And the goddess said unto the people, thou shalt not handle artificial intelligence, nor shalt thou aid monopolistic control, for that way damnation lies.” Or something like that.

Because it isn’t okay. It is not okay to reeducate children to make them build fascism, that way IS damnation. And Gavin Newsom cannot get away with it.

“For behold, there was a Goddess, who brought bounty to the people. And it was awesome. And she said unto the people, “Do not forsake my bounty, for there are evil entities which seek to take it for themselves, and destroy all goodness. You honor me when you are educated with an open mind and critical thinking, so you may protect my bounty. You dishonor me when you use the tools of thieves and fascists. Do not trade my bounty for convenience, or humanity will be ejected from the Earth and all shall perish.”

I’ll make some pamphlets. I’ll set up some ice cream socials. It’ll be great.

I’m leaving for my land in just a few days, and I am so close but I still need your help! Right now the biggest hurdle to jump is hiring a dude-with-truck to help me get supplies and maybe help me out a shed up.

Get your Bones to help me find shelter! And in return, you get theatre tickets, merch and store credit for projects of your choosing! But your investment now means everything. This is the most crucial fundraiser of my life, and you guys make it possible. I am scared. I am excited. I am on the brink of something new and wondrous! And the only thing standing in my way are apex predators. That’s all. But bears and big cats are thwarted by walls!

“And the goddess declared, ‘Walls are good.”👍

Get your Bones.