I can’t remember the last time I saw a great commercial.

These guys are not one of my affiliate partners (though if I can hop on that train, I absolutely will), but some of you know I have a great interest in really great advertising. I’ve waxed poetic many times in the past about The Men’s Warehouse Commercial.

But I just want to point out good, quality things where I see them to show that some people are showing up to work.

I like that it’s subtle. No one in this commercial is a villain. What they are is mildly irritating.

It’s the most relatable thing in the whole fucking world.

The sound layering is excellent. It’s muted and clear at the same time. It builds a kind of undeniable insanity, but why? None of these people are monsters. But they are so very mildly irritating.

I have to admit, I prefer the shortened version that caught my eye before I hunted down the video of it–I don’t need all this jazz about her blasting them away–that puts me on her family’s side. This shit isn’t really that big of a deal.

Still, I recognize that for many in 2025, these mild irritations have become symbolic of greater rifts, for many.

But regardless, a more appropriate answer is their product: a massage gun that pounds the crap out of your shoulders.

This is the opposite of slop. The lighting, the sound, the casting all works. They fucking did it. They made a goddamned commercial.

They did it…they did it, you guys. I can’t believe someone finally did it.