So. The politicians and corporate overlords want start a mindfuck war with the citizens, do they?

Let’s drive these fuckers so far out of their minds they flee the country.

I call upon every American to find your inner dominatrix, and psychologically mindfuck, degrade and humiliate every last one of these authoritarian bitches.

Don’t beg them to care about democracy or the citizens. They don’t. They won’t.

Instead, read their biographies. Think about what motivates them on a personal level. Who do they want to impress most in the world? What was their deepest humiliation? What are their secrets? What are their sore spots? What are their secret fantastical dreams?

Obviously, this will be a lot of guesswork, as politicians and corporate overlords are not in the habit of disclosing these things. But if you do your homework and trust your gut, you’ll likely discern something in the ballpark of what triggers them.

And then we organize long, ongoing protests where the messaging is strangely specific. Something like the “Your Father Never Loved You” protest. And we just fucking hammer it until they are too demoralized to stay in office.

Signs that read, “Your father never loved you.” Letter writing campaigns. Organize a protest where everyone dresses like the politician’s father and follows him around, at a distance.

See if you can’t find out the meanest thing his first love ever said to him. And then get a girl who bears a resemblance to point at him and laugh and say it again. Tape a message up on a billboard he passes with the same mean comment on it. Get the Starbucks barista to write his old girlfriend’s name on his cup.

You get the picture.

And then, of course, they’ve given us all of this evil technology. Why not use it on them before they use it on us? No, you don’t need to make deep fakes of politicians doing scandalous things.

But what if everyone who is a YouTube creator made characters inspired by the politician’s family, and had them say humiliating things about him on a loop? What if that was the only kind of shit people posted for a month straight? Just nothing but AI characters who sound just like Mark Zuckerberg’s Mom saying things like, “We can all hear you jerking off in there, Marky! Do you need your inhaler, sweetie?”

I know, if we really try, we can give Lindsey Graham an eating disorder.

We’re angry. We’re being psychologically tortured on purpose by these fuckers. And they wouldn’t be so greedy if they didn’t have egos as fragile as their porcelain dicks.

Move fast and break them.