I know I Haven’t been around since before the weekend. I desperately needed a weekend, so I took it for my birthday weekend. Monday and Tuesday have been all about just getting ready for this enormous move before the 15th. After much discussion, it’s been decided it’s best if my mom stays with my sister…

“Do you remember this thing that happened 35 years ago?” “Why, yes, I do. For I am forty years old.” One thing I remember is that, long before face-changing apps were just part of taking pictures, I used this website to upload my picture and find out what I would look like at the dreaded…

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting is shutting down, and with it PBS and NPR. Lack of funding. I’m horrifyingly depressed, but I guess my “It may be over for me” line wasn’t true. Corrupt or fall. That’s the mandate for the arts from the fascists. My mandate for the fascists is fuck yourself. Which means…

My fundraiser met half its goal. So I got the land. But not any walls or a way to get there. Another payment on the land is coming up. I was hoping I would be there by now with a seasonal job. Everyone there is hiring right now. But I am not there. If I…

I’ll be doing a video about this later, but I woke up hating Putin with just a fiery passion, so I felt the need to help you get a head start, too. Long story short: Everything that has disappointed you or broken your heart about the US, or about Israel, if you once had any…

Have you recently watched all of the prestige leak out of your degree? Did you always dream of going to an Ivy League school, only to have your dreams dashed, as you watched the Dean of your top choice school get on his knees and fellate Adult Beaver Cleaver? Did it pain you to see…

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Not what the robots will do. It’s what we will do when our fantasies control us. I think it helps us to make sense of the world to remember this: everything is sex (Robert California was right), and the tech lords are obsessed with BDSM. Hypnotism is up there with their top sexual fetishes. These…

I have had the misfortune–I’m sorry! –of having to get on FB to contact any business in the town I’m moving to. I peeked at the scroll. Consciously (but also immediately felt the addiction start to take me. It is drugs, people. We’re all on drugs). And every article was about the need for women…