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  • What do you do when…the artists don’t WANT to make money?

    I’ve run across a strange problem… All I can say is…what is WRONG with you fucking people? I just came home from karaoke. Karaoke is an interesting thing here: Not only can everyone sing, but everyone can sing in very unique ways–and that’s not a euphemism for “they’re bad”–that’s a euphemism for “They have a…

  • I work alone because I’m a stone cold bitch.

    I did my first show in my new hometown, the other day. Everything about it was scary–namely because I know, having done this for many years, that I am damned if I do, and damned if I don’t. If I do a bad job, I’m ashamed and no one takes me seriously. If I do…

  • Open Letter to Adam Schiff

    Every day there are new atrocities and it couldn’t be more obvious that the Democrats like it. Its obvious because you don’t do anything to stop it, but you do fundraise off of it. It’s occurred to me that perhaps we expected too much of you. Perhaps the Democratic party never intended to lead, or…

  • The Good News

    The White Christian Nationalists and the Tech Billionaires’ plan to put us at each other’s throats will ultimately backfire and unite us all in a quest for democracy and against oppression and corruption. And then there will be a giant leap forward in refining democratic processes, business practices, product development, the arts, education and healthcare.…

  • There is too much to talk about.

    A Newsletter. I’m going to start AND finish with the shameless self promotion, because, as previously discussed, I intend to be shameless. Besides, it’s VERY IMPORTANT. But in the middle there will be cultural stuff and also personal stuff. This is a Newsletter, so I will speak briefly, as a place-holder, because part of why…

  • Intelligence is terrifying.

    Why we don’t like intelligent people, and should run from a “super intelligence.” Hi. I’m a smart woman, and for as long as I can remember, people have thought I was an asshole, because of it. For about 35 years of my life, this baffled me. Why? Why? Why should intelligence be frightening? How is…

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  • The Ethics of Being a Dominatrix in 2025

    I’ve returned to NiteFlirt…barely. The truth is I set up my account and then promptly avoided it. Because I’m scared. No, I’m not that scared of being stalked or something. I mean, yes, that is always a fear, but if I’m honest, that’s a fear just all of the time regardless of whether I’m engaging…

  • Why are you still on social media and not migrating to the Fediverse?

    If you aren’t sure what The Fediverse is, here’s a decent overview. If you aren’t sure who to follow, this is my Mastadon Account. Basically, this is social media without all of the things you hate. It’s not owned by corporate goons–and in fact, if whoever is running your “instance” turns into a corporate goon,…

  • Operation: Hurt Their Feelings

    So. The politicians and corporate overlords want start a mindfuck war with the citizens, do they? Let’s drive these fuckers so far out of their minds they flee the country. I call upon every American to find your inner dominatrix, and psychologically mindfuck, degrade and humiliate every last one of these authoritarian bitches. Don’t beg…