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Selfie dump
Do you ever feel like you age in spurts, the same way your height grows when you’re a kid? I’ve been feeling like I’ve been going through an awkward phase the past couple of months, where I lurched a little older. There’s only so many days you can say, “Why do I look so tired…
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The Coventry Carol, Covered by Samantha Church
Here is my cover of The Coventry Carol, to kick off this bizarre holiday season. Appropriately, it’s a song about a tyrant murdering children. Enjoy.
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The Tide is Turning on The Tech Industry
Humanity is waking up at long last. More and more I’m seeing videos and content like what you see below: We may still all be online, but the jig is up on whether or not we’re being mindfucked. This is no small thing to celebrate–it’s the difference between humanity having a chance of righting the…
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Shit on the floor. It’s time to get Swifty in here.
And I’m Mr. Bulldops The video above is from Taylor Swift’s new album “Life of a Showgirl.” Or is it? It’s hard to tell sometimes if something is just an AI sound alike, or if it’s the real thing. I notice that in this video, even though it definitely sounds exactly like her album, there’s…
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Fuck it! We’ll do it live!
The SmutMag Podcast, attempted in live format I hate to quote that horrible turd, Bill O’Reilly, but we’ve all related to this outburst. Hello, Smutlings! I’m ever-honing the production schedule, but today at 3pm, I’ll be going live on SmutMag Radio for the SmutMag Podcast! What will I talk about? I’ll be talking about how…
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A Random Roundup of Happenings at SmutMag
I’m deep into “Just do it” mode, but it also has me running around a little maniacal. Let’s take a beat to see what’s happened recently, and what happens next. Smackdown: I’m reigniting my parasocial feud with Taylor Swift. I’ve said it on Mastadon, I’ve said it on the radio, and I’m saying it again…
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Sex Work is How We Fund Artists in America
Today on the SmutMag Podcast at 6pm PST: Taylor Swift’s “Wood” and Sam’s take on why it’s bad sex writing Why I wrote my own song devoted to Travis Kelce’s cock. The SmutMag Radio premiere of “Redwood Tree” by Samantha Church Why pop stars are sex workers, and why that’s not an insult. Why Taylor…